Today we have a winner for the coolest and most nonfunctional item ever. I bring you, the bubblewrap calendar. The calendar maps out all 365 days of the year, each represented by a bubble. As another day passes, you press in the bubble to signify that the day has passed.

I have a couple of reservations about this product though. The first is, what would stop you from pressing in every bubble right when you got it? Imagine if some kid got a hold of your calendar. Also, what would the bubblewrap calendar ship in, more bubblewrap?